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SpongeBob and Cross-dressing
“Patrick! Patrick!” SpongeBob repeated his name.
“What SpongeBob?” Patrick said taking his hand
out of his mouth.
“Look!” He showed him a magazine that showed hot
fish-girls.
“Ohhhhhh...” He drooled. SpongeBob flipped to a
page and it telled that you can join the hot
girls. “But, one downside,” SpongeBob frowned.
“Huh? What’s that?” He asked.
“You must be a girl,” the two then gave huge
puppy dog faces and went slowly back to their
homes.
“Huh?” SquidWard heard their conversation and
gave a sinister laugh.
Later on, KNOCK! KNOCK! SpongeBob slowly went to
the door. He went so alow that Gary opened the
door. “What the heck?” SquidWard jumped. He went
inside. “SpongeBob? You know about that fish-
girls party?” He was telling him in the dark.
“Yeah?” He asked back.
“Well, I’ve got a way for you to get in,”
SpongeBob’s eyes gleamed large and then he
cheered so loud that SquidWard’s eardurm was
leaving out the door(litterally). “One
downside...” SquidWard continued. After a while,
SpongeBob and Patrick were dressed as women.
Patrick had a long blue dress and a brown wig.
SpongeBob had a black wig and a pink blouse. “You
sure this’ll work SquidWard?” SpongeBob asked.
“Sure it will, now go have your fun you fine
ladies,” SquidWard was pushing them out the door
of his home. “I’m fine! SpongeBob, what does fine
mean?” Patrick cheered. “Yes, now some good peace
and quiet,” SquidWard relaxed on the lawn,
watched televison(peacefully), played his
clarinet, and danced all crazy. Bam! All of a
sudden came Patrick and SpongeBob into
SquidWard’s house. “These people live here now,
they lost their houses by finding out there
guys,” the bouncer told SquidWard. “Yeah, live
hear forever!” The idiots ran in a circle
repeatly. “Kill me,” SquidWard mumbered.
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